Event 13: Does the SSA Know?

$350 + $50 Seniors No Limit Hold'em

As I was checking out the seniors crowd, it overheard a couple of players trying to agree on a last-longer bet.  One was trying to bet his Social Security check he would last longer than his opponent.  Does the Social Security Administration know that's how these guys are spending those checks?

They've earned it just by making it to this point.  As Bette Davis said, "Old age is not for sissies."

Of course in my book, old age is always 15 years older than I am, so I'll never get there.